December 2010
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my sister’s friend got arrested by the polish transport police.. she had been riding the trams without a ticket for two hours, looking like a hooker ‘cause she was coked up/drunk and she’d lost her tights when a polish businessman gave her a bath. it’s like -25°c there. she’s pretty great.
“I like you, you should be on youtube.” -William (age 8), enamoured with my friend Maz (age 20) because Maz told William the story of his pet goat being beheaded in Pakistan, with gory details.
