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fubar.com/s/u1/11237/CachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoWe have five wonderful children, three rowdy dogs, and a few annoying cats. … I live in Ohio with my fiancee our three dogs, five cats, and two gerbils. ….. I also love music, have taught myself how to play the piano, guitar, Irish Whistle, and violin. … never stop loving him. for Example :did you see erric…damn that bitch is fine! -
Fubar Blog Posts 3
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Random images - Chan4Chan
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An Amorous Thing
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what he is, other than the fact that he’s some kind of dog/wolf thing, but that doesn’t …. My mother says she’s been trying to bring a cat up to the deck for the past … -
Сленговые словари английского языка
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Part 3 - Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository
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Official Joke Thread (merged) [Archive] - Page 4 - Dodge Charger …
www.chargerforums.com › … › Off-Topic Area › Charger Chat LoungeCachedYou +1’d this publicly. Undo100+ posts - 32 authors - 26 Aug 2008But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet …… set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again. …… Two of the guys let out wolf whistles and stared their eyes out, but …… “I said, ‘No, everything is fine. ….. The wife’s face slowly turns red with anger: “Damn that bitch!Get more discussion results
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cat eyes as I did. But his … “The man of the wolves’ blood,” he said, “A true mate for one such as you.” I laughed …… “It is fine. You didn’t understand and that hurt you, but you must heal now. …… My sharp whistle went up into the air and called out with magic to the night sky. After ….. Damn that bitch! …… to be hunted, dog.
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The Seven Fold Way - Order of Nine Angles
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They strolled over to a hot dog pushcart and got a couple with onions and … He an Tiny an some other cat just copped from Windy and before Joey emptied the dropper he was gone jim. …… to the audience and she could hear the applause and the wolf whistles. …… The weight is fine. …… Damn, that bitch sure can sleep. -
Unca Harlan’s Art Deco Pavilion: Archives
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Adult Puns [Archive] - Free Porn & Adult Videos Forum
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It’s too late for wolves, and too early for mountain-cats. I hope. …… The mare came to her whistle and stood quietly while she saddled and bridled her. She felt … -
Ties of Darkness - Printable Version
You +1’d this publicly. Undo3 May 2008 – The copy Shyra stretch like a wild cat on the roof and continued in pursuit, … “No, everything is fine. ….. Below him, from the roof of the temple, Ren could see a wolf, …… It takes a bit before Eilfy identifies the creature as a dog but when she …. He went back and sat on Eilfys bed, and with a whistle, he called … -
Hex in High Heels
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Image archive - Chan4Chan
chan4chan.com/archive/search/http…/158- United StatesCachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoThere are 9049 tags. Most popular: Japan thread cat 4chan Photo FAIL Science fffuuu …… Stu: get that dog out of my way - there’s some ass back there I wanna see ! … Anonymous: Not a goat, not wolves. Gazelle and Hyenas …. Anonymous: Damn she is fine! Nice for …… You always come running when we whistle! Lollers … -
Naruto: The Ninja Path Main RP Thread [Archive] - Page 5 - Naruto …
www.narutoforums.com › … › Outskirts of Konoha › Roleplaying ForumCachedYou +1’d this publicly. Undo15 Jan 2010 – Sparrow whistles audibly in awe as she eyes the incredibly sharp …… “Damn, that bitch couldn’t wait, as expected of her”. ….. He scratched softly at the back of his wolf ears, that was one of his …. Mission Title: Pengu The Bounty Hunter Cat …… Her body would give the little dog some shade to cool him off … -
Re-Ordered by DrT Chapter 1 . Chapter I Friday, August 11, 1995 …
onj1.andrelouis.com/hp/Re-Ordered.txtCachedYou +1’d this publicly. Undo“Because I’m a werewolf and you’re a dog animagus,” Remus said. He came … Damn, that bitch was fast! ….. One long blast on my referee’s whistle means that Mister Potter has forfeited mercy. …… “I’ll answer to any of those, but of course in a classroom setting, just ‘Mister Potter’ is fine,” Harry answered. …… Viper or wolf.
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Elizabeth Lowell - Rarities Unlimited 03 - Die In Plain Sight
You +1’d this publicly. Undo18 Aug 2011 – Everything is fine with those I love. And if she told …. The dog at Ward’s feet wagged its tail, dreaming along in key. …… This one was a cat-slim male dressed entirely in shades of black …… not, you’ve just waved a plate of pate under a wolf’s sensitive nose.” …… With a soundless whistle, he opened the door. -
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Is wolf whistling sexual harassment - Mamamia
You +1’d this publicly. Undo6 days ago – Catcalls, sexist comments, public masturbation, groping and assault make … It gives me ego when they wolf whistle like cowboys, makes me want …. next to me, stuck his head out the window, and barked like a dog at me. …. I ignored them, so then they called me a bitch and a c*nt. ….. I’m sure you’ll be fine. -
Sorority Boys Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or movie
You +1’d this publicly. Undo[ lndistinct shouting ] [ Laughter ] lf the boys at K. O.K. want war, then D.O.G . will … sense in stayin’ inside # — [ Spits, coughs ] # lf the weather’s fine and you’ve got the … [ Door creaks ] [ Cheering , whistling ] [ All chanting ] The girl was fair who went ….. years… despite the constant migraines and the expensive C A T scans? -
All Animals Are Dogs - Television Tropes & Idioms
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogsCached - SimilarYou +1’d this publicly. UndoI’m drawing this cat as if it were my dog. … Canines, particularly wolves (the probable ancestor of dogs), have a number of traits that … A McDonald’s commercial from a few years back had darn near the exact same situation, and ….. villain Shriek releases a high-frequency sound similar to a dog whistle all over Gotham City. -
pack Lyrics
www.la7oon.com/lyrics/artists/v/14E34E0645Cached - SimilarYou +1’d this publicly. UndoWOLF PACK MAKE YA BOOTY BOUNCE BOPPER BEND BREATHE STRETCH BITCH LET IT GO LET IT GO WOLF PACK MAKE YA BOOTY …. Verse 1- Mami hello make it wiggle like jello And like juelz can u make me whistle like a kettle … That Stick Like A Vet Yea Imma Dog Chase Cat Like A Vet Ayy Yea Make The Pus … -
Dog - Chan4Chan
chan4chan.com/archive/tags/Dog - United StatesCachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoAnonymous: funny how it’s saying “dog” when i saw this on cutest cats couple minutes ago. 1334680163658 …. Wolf 6: The only lol worthy part was the random “Hooray”. …. InsanitySK: damn, i need to get me some of that O.O lol, 1248477733298 ….. 4chansucks: i hope this bitch dies and gets shown off in the same manner. -
Most Idiotic People You Meet While Walking Your Dog
shibashake.hubpages.com › … › Dogs and Dog Breeds › Dog TrainingCachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoDogs, cats, and even squirrels, are not permitted to trespass on private …. I’m a “troublemaker” and a “psycho bitch” for walking my dog NEAR his house. … him from across the road while whistling and talking in a high pitched voice. … sammeewolf 2 months ago ….. You don’t mind dogs stopping on your lawn and that is fine. -
Don’t Put Grandpa in a Comma : Random Funny Picture | Funny …
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Do Dogs Have Lips? - Tastes Like Chicken
www.tlchicken.com/doglip.phpCached - SimilarYou +1’d this publicly. UndoCut Chemist: Well if they did, they could whistle. … Jim Breuer: Well whatever they have, they use it to sniff other dog’s rear ends. ….. Wade: Aw, bitch, whatever! …. ‘Cause they’re all pretty damn good at licking their own balls and then smackin’ them lips … My cat doesn’t have lips. … A wolf is a canine, right? ….. That’s fine. -
Outrageous Aussie Sayings
You +1’d this publicly. UndoDon’t whip the cat. Don’t cry over split milk. 28, Game! He’s as game as Ned Kelly. He’ll have a go. 52, Mean! He was so mean he wouldn’t even let his dog drink … -
Pet Peeves from the dog
You +1’d this publicly. UndoYour dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course). You like …. Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle …
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Fire in the Mist by Holly Lisle - Baen Books
You +1’d this publicly. UndoFaia hugged her mother again, then whistled for the dogs. …. She carried memories of packs of wolves, sudden snow-squalls, avalanches, big mountain cats, … -
The Lone Wolf > The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog - FIMFiction.net
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Broadcast Yourself. - YouTube
You +1’d this publicly. UndoI am a 63-year-old female and I can wolf whistle much better than this guy. …. DAMN IT!! i keep on thinkin im doin the whistle but no its the damn guy… makes me vry pissed off …… i dont get why guys do this to women we’re females not dogs. ….. You have just been visited by Dr. Suess’s cat in the hat, he will grant you one … -
Cats and Dogs
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Bored.com - A big list of cliches, Euphemisms, sayings and figures of …
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Instinct Chapter 1, a supernatural fanfic - FanFiction.Net
fanfiction.net/s/6348902/1/InstinctYou +1’d this publicly. UndoDean and Sam are werewolves that get captured by an enemy were-cat colony … Were-cats and werewolves have long been enemies, like regular cats and dogs. … that forced people either as wolves, cats, or the rarer eagles that are rumored to … the appreciative glance the were-cat sent our way, followed by a low whistle. -
English Idioms - Sayings and Slang
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Meet The Parents Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Ben …
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At Last | My Blog
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How to make your dog obey and behave
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Archon 28 Pirates of the Caribbean Interactive (Rocky Horror style …
You +1’d this publicly. UndoWhenever anyone says Commodore Norrington’s name, wolf-whistle (even the men!) …. After Elizabeth falls in and one redcoat tells Jack, “I can’t swim”: “I only dog paddle” in your best … After the maid comments “He’s a fine man, too” and Elizabeth says “That is too bold,” make loud meowing and cat hissing noises … -
The Cool Cats Unlimited blog
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Northland « New Zealand North To South
nznorthtosouth.com/?cat=39CachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoThe cat and dog had no problem surviving when left alone. … A wolf whistle made me turn. ….. Damn feet! …. A blue sky and lack of wind heralded a fine day for walking. … I felt confident, but now knew not to underestimate the “Ninety Mile Bitch” (that awesome nick-name another Te Araroa tramper applied to The Beach). -
Sarah’s Dog - By Umgestalten
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Sealab 2021 - Wikiquote
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This Dog Is Large-ish
minx.cc/?post=328398CachedYou +1’d this publicly. UndoI think the photography there’s a little trick-ish but the dog is genuinely huge. … Posted by: cat at April 13, 2012 06:11 PM (udEUT) … Are they like Irish Wolfhounds in longevity etc? …. 46 I didn’t even know the bitch smoked. ….. 119 Imagine the size of his whistles! …. 147 Tammy, she doesn’t retrieve a god damn thing … -
“Night School” - a Story of Sembia by Clayton Emery
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Sound-Byte Lists Provided By E.E.S. - Electronic Energy Source …
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Introduction to - Harlan Ellison Webderland
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The Grey Wolves Series - Quinn Loftis Books
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In our lives it has partially taken over the role of art, partially that of speculative philosophy. Indeed, in the days of Plinius Ziegenhalss, for instance, it was often called by a different name, one common in the literature of the Feuilletonistic Age. That name, which for many a prophetic spirit in those days embodied a visionary ideal, was: Magic Theater.
For all that the Glass Bead Game had grown infinitely in technique and range since its beginnings, for all the intellectual demands it made upon its players, and for all that it had become a sublime art and science, in the days of Joculator Basiliensis it still was lacking in an essential element. Up to that time every game had been a serial arrangement, an ordering, grouping, and confronting of concentrated concepts from many fields of thought and aesthetics, a rapid recollection of eternal values and forms, a brief, viruoso flight through the realms of the mind. Only after some time did there enter into the Game, from the intellectual stock of the educational system and especially from the habits and customs of the Journeyers to the East, the idea of contemplation.
This new element arose out of an observed evil. Mnemonists, people with freakish memories and no other virtues, were capable of playing dazzling games, dismaying and confusing the other participants by their rapid muster of countless ideas. In the course of time such displays of virtuosity fell more and more under a strict ban, and contemplation became a highly important component of the Game. Ultimately, for the audiences at each Game it became the main thing. This was the necessary turning toward the religious spirit. What had formerly mattered was following the sequences of ideas and the whole intellectual mosaic of the game with rapid attentiveness, practised memory, and full understanding. But now there arose the demand for a deeper and more spiritual approach. After each symbol congured up by the director of a Game, each player was required to perform silent, formal meditation on the content, origin , and meaning of this symbol, to call to mind intensively and organically its full purport. The members of the Order and of the Game associations brought the technique and practise of contemplation with them from their elite schools, where the art of contemplation and meditation was nurtured with the greatest care. In this way the hieroglyphs of the game were kept from degenarating into mere empty signs.
(The Glass Bead Game, Herman Hesse)
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It’s true that computers are a particularly important and influential kind of thing in the world, and indeed I myself have spent most of my career pondering how to use, make, and understand them. But they are just one thing among so many more: airports, sandstone, koalas, climate, toaster pastries, kudzu, the International 505 racing dinghy, the Boeing 777 Dreamliner, the brand name ‘TaB.’ Why should a new aesthetic interested only in the relationship between humans and computers, when so many other relationships exist just as much? Why stop with the computer, like Marinetti foolishly did with the race car?
The New Aesthetic Needs to Get Weirder - Ian Bogost - Technology - The Atlantic (via thisistheverge)
I’ve seen many meandering critiques of the New Aesthetic, which is good, so I’ll add my own meandering critique.
Bridle, clearly, is encouraging us to commune with machines not because he truly believes that they are friendly and trying to talk to us, but because holding a purely Us vs. It mentality in light of current machine/system + human/community power relations serves only to reinforce passivity and fearful neglect of transformative creativity. Empathy, on the other hand, allows for understanding- not only of one’s potential enemy but of possibilities for reconciliation and transformation. Empathy allows its user to discern sound where there was previously only noise, and as such underlying structures and processes become visible. If the New Aesthetic occasionally positions the human as originary subject it is not because of a preference for human aesthetics or because of a neglect of object relations, at its base of course the vision at work in the New Aesthetic must see the human being as object amongst objects. It is crucial that we know ourselves as the product of our tools. The Alien Aesthetic therefore, is ever present if one sees the human being as composite object, as I believe the New Aesthetic encourages- if not obvious in the New Aesthetic tumblr, then it is certainly clear within Bridle’s talks.
Addressing the idea of the Alien Aesthetic again: no conception of how our tools see the world can ever be devoid of the human subject, we can catalogue, however, how the human object’s vision may have been altered by its interaction with tools, and, we can catalogue the specific interactions that the inhuman object is having- we can record exactly what is seen by computers/machines.
The same old issue arises again: if we, feeling ourselves a subject, cannot conceive of exactly how the machine-object sees, would the machine ever be able to understand exactly what the human-object sees, or would it be stuck in the position of machine-subject analysing externally a construct of the human mind it has created within itself? Instead, when one moves past the idea of subjectivity and focuses on interactivity, we can consider the human mind’s ability for machine-like containment of constructs, and the question becomes- how close can we get? how much information do we need? we can run the calculations. how much longer do we have before their processes are truly beyond our comprehension and out of our hands? If the machines can analyse us for their own code-writ purposes, then we must do the same to every machine used and owned and protected by artificial cultural structures, and we must make every effort to analyse and alter our coding, which is cultural, biological and environmental, while we are still the only ones who can. However, this process must be up to the individual and the community, must be constantly in flux and ever-changing or it is usurped.
I do not believe that Bridle will or even should attempt to “thrust forth some fully-assembled theory for making and perceiving beautiful objects in a digital age”. To push forward any ideal framework, or doctrine, is inherently restrictive and inevitably self defeating- as is clear now more than ever, with so much history at our fingertips. Storytelling functions only to point the viewer in certain directions, to encourage consideration and to provide perspectives with which to increase the viewer’s awareness of their environment. Objects that present transformations in the human being of notions of time, space, and image are both fascinating and contain revolutionary potential. However, to decide what an object of beauty is or should be, from a position of authority, is to restrict the viewers you share this with from using their own transformative vision- after all, the sublime is user-generated. Why is the New Aesthetic so successful if not for its quiet and patient aggregation of seemingly ubiquitous things? Bridle is not positioning himself as some abstract container of immediately consumable answers, and rightly so. Movements do not require leaders, movements do not require doctrines, what movements need is collaborative meaning making. It is not technonarcissism, it is not apolitical, it is not purely aesthetic; it is patient, unassuming, transformative praxis. Soft praxis, yes, but transformative nonetheless.
So, spam bots stand as proof that human agency is not required in the process of cultural creation- you do not have to look further than human reactions to horse_ebooks for proof of that. In this sense the spam bot’s schizophrenic interaction with language stands as an externalisation, a visualisation, of the secret life of our symbiotes, our objects and tools. Yet, doesn’t this focus on algorithmic processing, which appears so often lifelike, educate the viewer about hir own inner workings, and the workings of culture at large? The spam bot’s removal (or rather, postponement) of human agency is a beautiful automated metaphor for the extended functions of infrastructure when it is displayed to our culture, possessing as it does, an antiquated notion of singular selfhood. Neither the technological singularity, nor even any conceivable less drastic realisation of hard AI, is required to see touchpoints at which “machines and human consciousness interpenetrate”, the two have always been intertwined. There is not, nor has there ever been, a line between the physical and the digital, yet the New Aesthetic is right to present examples of the interaction because in its audience the artificially drawn line is becoming increasingly blurred, thankfully, and to deny the line’s artificiality any longer could be disastrous.
So large a part of the infrastructure that governs our daily lives relies on the digital. We are living in a time in which human vision, and human decision making, which we have long since surrendered to hierarchies and cultural systems, is now outsourced to the machinic indifference of screens. The alienation and isolation of the modern condition, which sets us in cycles of fear, fear of otherness and difference amongst ourselves and inside our own minds, destroys possibilities for community. We can watch in real time as free association or revolutionary thought is crushed by habitual, culturally defined, assumptions, and, we can watch in real time as revolutionary action is misconstrued, subverted, usurped, and physically crushed, for the purposes of advertising and artificially prolonging the life of certain cultural and economic systems. I beg of you a solemn nod at least, here, to acknowledge the dead. If a true line between what is called “artificial” and what is called “natural” can be drawn then it should be drawn at the point where culture contravenes the wisdom of considerately exercised free human agency, not out of an irrational idolisation of the human subject or of transcendentalist ideas, but to ensure that our actions do not continue to be destructive- perhaps we can change our use of the word “artificial” to take into account the fact that man-made things are an extension of nature, and operate both with and without us. Is a new word needed here? “Superficial” perhaps, as in, not belonging to the core?
If we wait to see where Bridle’s work goes next; he has said he wants to address the issue of privacy, and he has stated that he does not know how his work will end up he just sets things in motion, of course, like any artist. I personally, alongside many others, am fascinated by the changes in human consciousness and language use that are facilitated by interaction with machine systems. The use and development of tools that can track these things is most commonly held, and most effectively wielded, by the hands of advertisers. Of course it is better to look to physical and social geography to understand how the unbridled extensions of our tools affect the world around us, and better to look to computer science itself for how machine language is changing, but for the human mind to understand itself it requires only reflection. Not the crude, “superficial”, reflections of a mirror- which provides a simple copy- but the reflection of the sky in the movements of water, and the act of contemplative reflection, something often neglected, that can be found therein. So follows an extension of the phrase Matthew Battles used to describe the New Aesthetic’s objects of interest; “But they move”. Yes, the objects are able to show us glimpses of what hard AI might look like- but these glimpses are crude, thoroughly abstracted. In the streams that are the New Aesthetic tumblr, or any tumblr, and the streams of text that come from spam bots that are seen as ‘moving’ towards something. What is the movement pointing towards? With regards to the bots, the simpler option, their movement points nowhere- yes they, and those behind them, are better adapting their language-selection processes to appeal to or trick potential viewers, and yes, that is a part of the movement towards an intelligence that can pass or fool the turing test. But in the reflection, there is movement also; in the viewer of these streams, there is a process of creative identification, and where does that lead? Under the right conditions, it leads to the inevitable, all-human(currently) process of questioning the self, to fragmenting false constructs, away from the jagged edges and sharp falls of mountains, away from fickle, lonesome, meandering paths, away from the chemical pollution and indiscriminate destruction of rivers, towards a great ocean. This, I believe, is what tumblr and twitter facilitate as systems- rapid, positive changes in language use.
Bridle’s work is to bring evidence of these changes into media streams outside of their spheres. To find evidence of transformative human reactions to such changes is important, because it allows for the sharing of affect, of thought patterns. By doing this in the manner of hyperlinked aggregator, rather than consolidating a limited guidebook, he leads new audiences towards the streams and work of others. I hope that his work in future will include more sharing of frameworks for understanding and identifying transformative social changes, so that we do not lose them in such rapid streams.
I wrote this twice because I wrote it on tumblr and as such accidentally deleted it the first time when it was nearly finished and and and i refuse to look at it any longer
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There are people who exist in this world not like entities but like the speckles or spots on something.
nikolai gogol, from ‘dead souls.’ (via heksenhaus)
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ENDLESSLY FASCINATING PHRASE
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concept album INTERNAL MONOLOGUE DURING SHOWERTIME
i only take
small parts of me
with me
when-ever i gooo
i haven’t had
enough time
to understand everything i knowww, oh!
you might think there’s something wrong with me,
or you might call it progress
you might have known that alreaady!
or you might think i diiigress
ooooo differing perspectives and boundaries, woah! >:D
oooo shifting understandings and existences tralalalala OHHH! >:]
differing perspecitives and boundaries
every speed is crawling when we’re on our knees oh >:|
*shampoo complete*
it is a habit from childhood that need not stop only i don’t sing aloud any more except when i am alone, and it is it is it is a joke. that is a black country superpower- you can confront anything by positioning yourself in a chuckling humility corner. i remember i was thinking about roman roads and tributaries as a way of explaining the increasing ease in bypassing overarching structures in media influenced thought, to pass the time while i waited for sleep. i only realise now it connects with the imagery “CAIN & ABEL; A ROAD AND A RIVER” which i had not thought of in a while, but which first clicked when i was taking frantic plane-window photographs nearing the end of baby’s first transatlantic flight, so.. as a consequence it carries the significance-weight of a message from the beyond, despite the obvious fact that metaphors and similes and other such elucidations are a dime a fucking dozen in the human mind, they just do not always come out to greet us
(i have to brush my hair while it has conditioner in it or the tangles hurt)
INSIDE EVERY ONE OF US IS A SINGER
INSIDE EVERY ONE OF US IS A POET
INSIDE EVERY ONE OF US IS AN ARTIST
INSIDE EVERY ONE OF US THERE ARE MANY NOVELISTS
INSIDE EVERY ONE OF US THERE ARE INNUMERABLE FECKLESS SCRIBES
inside everyone of us is hell
inside everyone of us is everyone of us is
i would talk about convening worlds and the fact that the self, containing everything, does not require a self it needs only communication to further approach fulfillment via peace without laziness and with purpose - but this is a brief and vague user guide to unknown unknowns, not a haynes manual. or rather, i am just relaying to you the morning news as i received it from the movements of water during a cleansing ritual at five o’clock in the afternoon. did someone say something about self imposed isolation and the artistic spirit? HUSH don’t give her any ideas. speaking of childhood it inherently contains unparalleled instances of unselfconscious free association.
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my lover listens to medieval music when he works because of video games
my lover listens to medieval music when he works because of video games
i could hear the words disintegrating as i brushed my teeth
and
now the air is cool and refreshing
i don’t know what i have forgotten
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festival
protest
festival
protest
festival
protest
the dog chews,
the dog chews
there are four lights
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like just, if you’re not going to treat cultural entities as living things, because they’re chaotic, then don’t call me alive either it’s 2k12 ffs
“Does computer-mediated vision change how we see without computers?”
when i am falling asleep at night, can traverse levels of abstraction in chaos-generated imagery in my mind’s eye by adjusting levels of focus, subtle grades of conscious awareness/influence. i’ve noticed the first instinct is to see pixels or static in the closed eye, and that it is through relaxation and removal that the shapes become “organic” and fluid, it is at that point or at the transition between static/screen-imitative visual noise and the “organic” that images are produced. if the images kick off from the wholly “organic” they tend towards landscapes, figures. if the images kick off at the transition point they tend towards an “animation”/simulacrum quality- “artificially” recieved image patterns. however, in saying this i am aware that it is a fluctuating environment and the differences between the imagery is a product of my watching, observation bias on noise that takes place behind the scenes. i’m wondering if the static/pixel aspect was present in minds’ eyes before the era of screens. interlacing or cubic patterns are not new - are present in various textiles across many cultures.
however i take it that you treat vision as meaning visual language, what of and how we communicate that which we observe, in which case you are undoubtedly correct. inc. aural, written, automatic/systemic, transformations of information within the mind that can be considered communication insomuch as they are interaction, or other “non-visual” languages. and that cooperatively reclaiming, rethinking how we use language - scrutinising the power of language - can be a catalyst for positive growth. vision as structured by language, performing selective processes on *what* we “see” out of what is around us.
the best thing to scrutinise is how computer use may act to change the individual’s sense of time and place. i am greatly interested by the personal effects of outsourcing memory and communication- since the conscious place-present mind is an observer of what is in essence a separate (though connected) self involved in the use of tools we do not control. just as the human being interacts with its speech, but structurally different in that the human being is able to revisit reproductions of its speech/action at a different point in time unprotected by the staunch revisionist that is human memory- not only in personal correspondence, but in every word, action, and movement.
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increasingly noticing the number of people saying that bots/algorithms/systems *need* to be referred to as AI’s- skipping the question of what constitutes life to address the fact that life is not required to produce and alter “culture”- encompassing advanced mathematics+physics/philosophical/political/geographic/historical/sociological/anthropoligical/poetic -extended materialism- worldview.
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capitalism is the rampant, evil over-seer AI. text it.
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also i hereby proclaim that it is time to use a term like “antisocial media” instead of “traditional” or “mainstream” or “moderated”- to directly address restrictive forces that have a vested interest to carry out the will of said Aggressive Self-Serving Hive Mind; the sole aim of which evidently is to engender existential apocalypse via imbuing our species’ continually-deferred-future-vision of that already-present dystopia with the images of paradise via a corrupted notion of the human self (re: libertarians, though this is part of a wider process of ever changing perspectives which even in their conflict serve to perpetuate the distributed destructive-through-rampant-creation thought-form as an ever evolving/adapting interconnected construct-body across time-space).
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“antisocial” carries the unwanted contextual recent history of “Antisocial behaviour” control language. However, with proper usage within self-affirming language, to recalibrate perspectives the user is communicating, it would serve to reclaim the term in the name of a humanist anticapitalist perspective to mean “against the greater good” or “against free thought” or “against the human will for considered yet non-hierarchical communal expression”
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the captcha for reagan.jpg was “always there”
the captcha for nixon.jpg was “over there”
We See The Future Through The Binoculars Of The People
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I do not understand this trend of photos of naked women wearing stormtrooper helmets
now trying to compare google trends for the searches “femen” and “female stormtrooper” but apparently that has had 0 hits, as has “naked stormtrooper” and “women wearing stormtrooper helmets” ..purportedly meaning that it falls too far below their scale, presented as “we don’t have enough data” but who knows, man, WHO. KNOWS.
so i can’t be bothered to look into this any further to see if there actually was any correlation at any point because it was meant to be a joke
“stormtrooper” alone, however, comes up with a high amount of searches and the following sidebar headlines
Stormtrooper in court for legal fight
Melbourne Herald Sun - Apr 8 2008 
Both sides claim Stormtrooper court case victory
BusinessWeek - Jul 31 2008 
Stormtrooper battle returns to British courts
Philadelphia Inquirer - Nov 3 2009 
Stormtrooper fight goes to Britain’s Supreme Court
CBS News - Mar 7 2011 
Lucas loses UK battle over stormtrooper helmets
San Jose Mercury News - Jul 27 2011 
This is the delicious Stormtrooper cake you’re looking for
CNET News -Jan 18 2012
ok searching stormtrooper on “Google insight for searches” now
these are the headlines it gives me
South East Trek for Stormtrooper
This is the delicious Stormtrooper cake you’re looking for
Rush Limbaugh Compares Sharon Bialek’s Son To A Nazi Stormtrooper (AUDIO)
Graffiti artist makes Star Wars Stormtrooper helmet out of Adidas sneakers
Lucas loses UK battle over stormtrooper helmets
‘Stormtrooper’ Helmet Copyright Case Argued in UK
Stormtrooper fight goes to Britain’s Supreme Court
it has plenty of data, and even conveniently has a forecast for the rest of 2012
searches for STORMTROOPER will spike at FIFTY during month OCTOBER of THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWENTY TWELVE
searches for STORMTROOPER will reach a low at THIRTY FOUR during month JUNE of THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWENTY TWELVE
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celebrate, embrace, discover noise
until it becomes what it always was; sound
as we are training our machines to do
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Here’s one that has been waiting a long while just to breathe, even!
No. 1.26, We Now Exit the Realm of Practise and Enter the Domain of Tradition
‘You’re standing in the parking lot of a convenience store, which sits off the highway to the West. The higway itself makes a sharp bend to the south, making it a perfect place for motorists to stop.’
DO YOU COPY? Y/N
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OCTOBER, 2008
ok i’m done, dickheads, since i just actively showed the world a drawing i did when i was 17 and i don’t want to make a habit of it.
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march 2010 apparently but i know i wrote that poem a long while before that
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